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kinky pixie omniscient

Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 507 Location: maidstone
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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well, i got my surgical gloves out.....for that oh so smooth easy in feeling..... _________________ Tie me up with daisy chains....
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Zero-G omnipotent

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 1502 Location: London + Manchester
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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*backs away careful to never turn back to hayley and smoothly sets percy up for a surpriise from her*
"oh look percy your laces are undone" _________________ My mixes and other things: http://www.myspace.com/psydream
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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auradove omnipresent

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 1211 Location: Outer space
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| PERCY wrote: | | A donkey with intresting antlers? |
Those are not antlers.....those are from the last slaves that didnt do as they were told ........twisted i know but they were bored of being pathetic men.....didnt you know i was a surgeon, come get ya nips, fucks and tucks  _________________ Its not about being in the know, ...but about being in the mystery .. |
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Yay Japanese sex and biscuits. _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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digital donkey omnidirectional

Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 172 Location: london
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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hmmmm seems to have dried up in here!!!!!!! or has percy got his gag tied _________________ <a><img></a><a><img></a><img> |
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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No
I have just returned from a Rope knotters Workshop
It kept me tied up for a few weeks.
Ok spread em. _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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digital donkey omnidirectional

Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 172 Location: london
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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spread oiled and ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zero-G omnipotent

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 1502 Location: London + Manchester
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digital donkey omnidirectional

Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 172 Location: london
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Zero-G wrote: | | *takes a run up* |
slips on all the oil that got spilled every where and falls face first into heaven!!!!!  _________________ <a><img></a><a><img></a><img> |
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jellybeansfortea ins- omni- ac

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 235 Location: London
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: |
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walking tentatively into the room for the first time, also slips on the oil and lands face down in donkey!!  _________________ ---sex, drugs and sausage rolls--- |
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digital donkey omnidirectional

Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 172 Location: london
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| jellybeansfortea wrote: | walking tentatively into the room for the first time, also slips on the oil and lands face down in donkey!!  |
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ipcress omnipresent

Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 1217 Location: London
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Zero-G omnipotent

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 1502 Location: London + Manchester
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| ipcress wrote: | | jellybeansfortea wrote: | lands face down in donkey!!  |
and snort a line of wonk of his willy...  |
*nom nom nom* _________________ My mixes and other things: http://www.myspace.com/psydream
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: |
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Is that a tattoo? _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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Kat Barks Head of Omni-ideas

Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 826 Location: Cockermouth (yeah seriously)
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Walks in naked and sexually frustrated... _________________ Ignore: Note to self: don't post when drunk |
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hi Kat!!!
Are you speaking from tup north? _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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ipcress omnipresent

Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 1217 Location: London
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Zero-G omnipotent

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Kat Barks Head of Omni-ideas

Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 826 Location: Cockermouth (yeah seriously)
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:43 am Post subject: |
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Yes I'm all northern and stuff!
What a yanker you are Chris! _________________ Ignore: Note to self: don't post when drunk |
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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Percy walks in with a bad case of Man Flu  _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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Daydream Believer omnidelinquent

Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 308 Location: Sarf Landan
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:53 am Post subject: |
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| Line up ladies. Form an orderly queue! |
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Kat Barks Head of Omni-ideas

Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 826 Location: Cockermouth (yeah seriously)
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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I want Percy's snot - me me me!  _________________ Ignore: Note to self: don't post when drunk |
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PERCY omnicosmic

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 9246 Location: Here and Now ... ECO WORRIER
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Too late I'm feeling much better now  _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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ipcress omnipresent

Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 1217 Location: London
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Kat Barks wrote: | I want Percy's snot - me me me!  |
it's ok i've got a runny nose...and i've just sneezed on my own bell end...i require someone to lick it off..
i might even wank in ur eye afterwards if ur lucky...  _________________ www.omniscience.org.uk
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Kat Barks Head of Omni-ideas

Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 826 Location: Cockermouth (yeah seriously)
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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I dislike the thought of that..
Oh all right....
You can wank in my eye if you must!
We are in the orgy room I suppose..
*Holds lids of eyes open and waits patiently* _________________ Ignore: Note to self: don't post when drunk |
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ipcress omnipresent

Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 1217 Location: London
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Kat Barks wrote: | I dislike the thought of that..
Oh all right....
You can wank in my eye if you must!
We are in the orgy room I suppose..
*Holds lids of eyes open and waits patiently* |
shit...i missed ur eye...i sprayed it all over ur arse hole instead.. _________________ www.omniscience.org.uk
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ipcress omnipresent

Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 1217 Location: London
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Kat Barks wrote: | I dislike the thought of that..
Oh all right....
You can wank in my eye if you must!
We are in the orgy room I suppose..
*Holds lids of eyes open and waits patiently* |
shit...i missed ur eye...i sprayed it all over ur arse hole instead.. _________________ www.omniscience.org.uk
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auradove omnipresent

Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 1211 Location: Outer space
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:37 am Post subject: |
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Twice!!!! goood going!  _________________ Its not about being in the know, ...but about being in the mystery .. |
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Kat Barks Head of Omni-ideas

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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wipes away this unspeakable hideousness - laughs...
and waits for next perverted act to take place... _________________ Ignore: Note to self: don't post when drunk |
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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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Any ideas??? _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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PERCY omnicosmic

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greatruaha Omnierudite

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ipcress omnipresent

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TiggerTheTroll omnipresent

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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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you canna beat a good nipple tweak
 _________________ If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers.
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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'll get my coat!!
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Daydream Believer omnidelinquent

Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 308 Location: Sarf Landan
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Eeeek! I know someone with nipples like that. She's really straight, and thinks I'm some kind of devil child. The fact that I'm mesmerised by her nipples probably doesn't help.  |
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ipcress omnipresent

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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Hypnotic Nipple.
 _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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shit!!! It works!!
Can't take my eyes off it. _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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digital donkey omnidirectional

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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:35 am Post subject: |
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i'm back in the land of filth.......... where is the drip cress........  _________________ <a><img></a><a><img></a><img> |
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ipcress omnipresent

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digital donkey omnidirectional

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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:54 am Post subject: |
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HERE I COME!!!!!!! OOPS THERE IT GOES....... _________________ <a><img></a><a><img></a><img> |
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ipcress omnipresent

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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Used to be packed in here.
Helloooooooooooooooo!!
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angel omnidelicious

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ecomamma omnidelinquent

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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:10 am Post subject: |
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great bedtime reading-
 _________________ http://www.rationaltrust.org
~KEEP THOSE FEET DANCING TO THE COSMIC BEAT~ |
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Doctorjon omnisexual

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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:00 am Post subject: |
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My goodness - I've not been on Omni Forum in years and now I come to find you allow such filthy discussions?
Brilliant.
Jon. xxx |
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PERCY omnicosmic

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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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They are just reinactments  _________________ BEWARE... LITERAL SATIRE
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